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Tom Galyen
04-10-2004, 03:45 PM
I'm putting this here as I don't like to change the course of a thread. In the "What to see at Mystic" thread someone mentioned that the Sub Base at Groton, CT was only a short distance away. It was at the base that I got my old CB "handle". (Remember them?)

I was there doing my annual 2 week Naval Reserve training on the only destroyer in the area. One afternoon I got a chance to go to the base exchange. Rather than take the base bus or a ride there, I decided to climb the stairs from the piers to the top of the cliffs to get to the exchange. It was right across the street from where the stairs ended.

By the time I got up there I was totally winded and stopped to catch my breath without realizing that I was standing in the crosswalk to cross the street. On military bases if someone is in the crosswalk traffic must stop to let them cross.

A woman with a small boy about 5 or 6 years old stopped to let me cross and when I didn't move fast enough' I saw her lean over to the boy and wisper something in his ear. He then leaned out the window and shouted out loud enough to wake the dead, "Hey, get it in gear Seaweed!"

My trip to the exchange was to buy a CB radio to take home with me and put in my car. While a friend was helping me do this he told me of the fact that I needed to come up with a handle as only a real looser would use their own name. I immediately thought of the incident at Groton and the rest is history.

Hope you all get a chuckle out of this

Tom G.

(AKA Seaweed)

imported_Daniel
04-10-2004, 04:59 PM
:D :D

rbgarr
04-10-2004, 05:17 PM
You've got to change your WBF name to Seaweed now. ;)

Captain Pre-Capsize
04-10-2004, 08:55 PM
Well... mine is a handle that is self explanatory! :D

My sailing style is best described as "lurching around the lake". Sail luffing, centerboard grounding out, dodging fishermen, balancing my soft drink, acknowleging an approaching ranger in his boat, fending off an overloaded aluminum rowboat of furiners and then of course answering those endless questions that my children come up with:

"Daddy, can we just row so we don't tip over?"

"Son, it isn't tipping over we are just heeled over."

"But Daddy why do we each have to wear TWO lifejackets?"

"My son, it just shows how much I love you."

"Daddy, it's gettin' pretty deep in here."

"Well yes the water is deep."

"No Daddy I mean all the manure in the boat."

All this usually occurs within seven minutes of leaving the dock. Now you see how easily my handle came to mind. :D

[ 04-10-2004, 10:15 PM: Message edited by: Captain Pre-Capsize ]

ion barnes
04-12-2004, 12:53 AM
Mine was 'Garbage Gobbler' as I had a very robust appetite. Gone, are the glory days.

imported_Skipper
04-21-2004, 10:28 AM
On a very fat-finger day I was too busy to check for typo's. Later I edited the posts, but decided to name my alter ego LizzyDectic

Wild Dingo
04-22-2004, 06:07 AM
Been Wild Dingo for so long I cant remember when I wasnt... but years back (sorta like 30 or so!!) I was known as JC short for... JEEEEEEHAAAAZZZUSSSS CCCKKKKKEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRISSSSSST!!!... that was usually the first comment someone made upon seein me for the first time ;) but then I cut me hair so its been Wild Dingo since basically cause Im mad enough to be termed wild... crazy enough to do wild things and as cute and sexy as a dingo on heat!! tongue.gif :D
Im also happy most times laugh at most things and can be heard debatin the pros and cons of anything and hence as wild as a dingo... bein called "wild" is a compliment

Jeff... mule??? down here thats sorta meanin yer got a... nah not in mixed company mate! :D

Ion as a lad I was known as "garbage guts" as food had a one way ticket down the gullet mine yours or the dogs made no difference down the hatch it went... funny how similar that is eh?

Captn? remind me not to go sailin with yer okay? I'll take the pics! :cool:

skuthorp
04-22-2004, 07:46 AM
As a kid they called me 'two bob', as in 2 shillings because my signature 'jeff' looked like '2/-' :rolleyes: