Wild Dingo
10-02-2004, 11:05 PM
Well here we are Septembers past the yardarm and now into October already! strewth mates talk about the year rippin past like a phart after a few too many Emu Exports! whooosh and gone!
Anyways fellas and sheilas who are still wanderin along waitin on the installments of me meanderins Im still alive and breathin wich is always a bloody good thing! yep I open me eyes and peer at the blindin sunlight till focus comes take a monstorous big breath of clean fresh HOT air and think... shite! Im still here! flamin ell another day of the life and times of the Dingo! yeeeeeeeeeeflaminhaaa! and get into it!
Bloody brilliant actually mates... gettin nice and hot around the 28 - 30 mark each day but chilly as a nuns tit at night... ah well cant have everything can we? good stuff!~
Now theres a couple of things I better let yous know about the Goldfields... first DONT believe everything yer told about this place!! bullshitters of the first class are Goldfieldites! second is this place FLOATS of booze! damned near everythin is timed by how many cans stubbies or bottles of booze it takes to compleate! man Im turnin into a right royal WC Fields here! whoooeee... its a one can walk to the dunny a two can walk to the shop a carton to the pub {gotta get back dontcha know? :rolleyes: } We took a drive out to Broadarrow the other weekend and mates that was a bloody 2 carton trip... somehow I couldnt figure how since Broadarrow is only a 35klick drive from Kal but 2 cartons it was! hic :D
Now were considerin a trip out to Laverton or Leonora in a few days when possumpoop lobs with the little hoons to have a gander around see if she wants to come live here or not... anyways Im tryin to work out how many cartons that trip will be! shite its near on 150klicks!! gawd strewth I may have to camp along the way hic tongue.gif
No worries! funny one of the things I will say to the other Aussies who may be inspired by me writings to head out here for work... get the bloody tickets! before you leave wherever you are or else have a shite load of cash to pay for them cause even though every man an his dog says "theres heeps of work" here there ISNT! unless you have your medicals done and a marcsta {dont ask!} and the appropriate tickets to opperate everything from a phart to a hiccup! driven me totally bent this bit of garbolage has :mad:
So on with the droppins! Life has been good here sun shinin smilin faces around and some work gained here and there {see ticket bullshite above I had to get them all! call me the senior phart ticket artist of Kalgoorlie :eek: }
So... Tiffany and her man Ben rocked up a couple of weeks ago for a flyin visit that ended up a bit longer and a lot drunker than they thought or dreamed it could be... had a brilliant time! Ben can now officially say hes been totally legless with his future father in law! :D Great fun was had by all
Yaz and "Legless" {thats Daniels new ubeaut nickname since I dont think Ive seen him sober since we lobbed {conditions of the goldfields I guess} are doin exceptional... real happy couple those two livin in a bloody great shed surrounded by cars hes gotten for free through work and doin up in his spare time while shes studyin teachin and workin with nippers at the local creche
Lissa and her fella are havin a few odd hiccups along the road but shes happy enough bein out here and has no intention of movin back to the smoke... workin like a trooper and havin a ball
As for young Aaron hes come along leaps an bounds as he starts steppin up to the plate as his own man... great stuff!! feel pretty chuffed with me efforts with me eldest young fella I am hes comin along in fine fettle
Me? well yer ol mates been tryin to cruise it as always findin it tricky here an there got a tad wound up the other week and sorta lost the plot a wee bit went awol for a day an a half... worried a fair few people since I just bolted down the track and stayed on me pat malone for a time... damned glad Im not a suicidal sorta fella cause that was a bad time for yours truely... anyway I moved over the hump got phissed of with meself and got me act together! now Ive got all the damned bits of dunny paper these twerps demand before they offer any good payin jobs so this week should mean a good improvement in work offers.
Now as for tucker an such Ive found Ive got a total addiction to roo tail stew and emu steaks marinated in beer rum and chilli... mman thats good after a hot days yakka and half a carton of the good oil ;)
Boats? well Ive only managed to track down one wooden boat out here and will endeaver to get some pics along the way...amazin what a few tinnies can achieve out here!... anyways its an old Jarrah crayboat sittin on the red pindan in a fellas backyard looks to have been there since moses was a nipper but I reckon yous fellas an me could get er sea worthy in a flash no sweat!
Now... I had a yarn with me blossom the petal of me lifeblood the other day {thats possumpoop!} and she tells me that Ive now got the last two editions of woodenboat waitin for me down there no not as in one for the last two editions... theres one from the last edition and get this! 3 of the latest!! whhhhoooooooooooeee!! am I feelin wubbed or what??? anyways shes asked if anyone has any craft books or mags sittin idle and decided that possumpoop needs some sanity in her life while packin and sellin that kaos kingdom down there she would be forever smilin in their direction...
Soooo anyways! I hope and trust everyone of yous fellas an lovely sheilas are well happy and smilin in your lives
As soon as she moves up I will get aboard a bit more often... best wishes to all and take it easy!
Take it easy
Shane :cool:
Anyways fellas and sheilas who are still wanderin along waitin on the installments of me meanderins Im still alive and breathin wich is always a bloody good thing! yep I open me eyes and peer at the blindin sunlight till focus comes take a monstorous big breath of clean fresh HOT air and think... shite! Im still here! flamin ell another day of the life and times of the Dingo! yeeeeeeeeeeflaminhaaa! and get into it!
Bloody brilliant actually mates... gettin nice and hot around the 28 - 30 mark each day but chilly as a nuns tit at night... ah well cant have everything can we? good stuff!~
Now theres a couple of things I better let yous know about the Goldfields... first DONT believe everything yer told about this place!! bullshitters of the first class are Goldfieldites! second is this place FLOATS of booze! damned near everythin is timed by how many cans stubbies or bottles of booze it takes to compleate! man Im turnin into a right royal WC Fields here! whoooeee... its a one can walk to the dunny a two can walk to the shop a carton to the pub {gotta get back dontcha know? :rolleyes: } We took a drive out to Broadarrow the other weekend and mates that was a bloody 2 carton trip... somehow I couldnt figure how since Broadarrow is only a 35klick drive from Kal but 2 cartons it was! hic :D
Now were considerin a trip out to Laverton or Leonora in a few days when possumpoop lobs with the little hoons to have a gander around see if she wants to come live here or not... anyways Im tryin to work out how many cartons that trip will be! shite its near on 150klicks!! gawd strewth I may have to camp along the way hic tongue.gif
No worries! funny one of the things I will say to the other Aussies who may be inspired by me writings to head out here for work... get the bloody tickets! before you leave wherever you are or else have a shite load of cash to pay for them cause even though every man an his dog says "theres heeps of work" here there ISNT! unless you have your medicals done and a marcsta {dont ask!} and the appropriate tickets to opperate everything from a phart to a hiccup! driven me totally bent this bit of garbolage has :mad:
So on with the droppins! Life has been good here sun shinin smilin faces around and some work gained here and there {see ticket bullshite above I had to get them all! call me the senior phart ticket artist of Kalgoorlie :eek: }
So... Tiffany and her man Ben rocked up a couple of weeks ago for a flyin visit that ended up a bit longer and a lot drunker than they thought or dreamed it could be... had a brilliant time! Ben can now officially say hes been totally legless with his future father in law! :D Great fun was had by all
Yaz and "Legless" {thats Daniels new ubeaut nickname since I dont think Ive seen him sober since we lobbed {conditions of the goldfields I guess} are doin exceptional... real happy couple those two livin in a bloody great shed surrounded by cars hes gotten for free through work and doin up in his spare time while shes studyin teachin and workin with nippers at the local creche
Lissa and her fella are havin a few odd hiccups along the road but shes happy enough bein out here and has no intention of movin back to the smoke... workin like a trooper and havin a ball
As for young Aaron hes come along leaps an bounds as he starts steppin up to the plate as his own man... great stuff!! feel pretty chuffed with me efforts with me eldest young fella I am hes comin along in fine fettle
Me? well yer ol mates been tryin to cruise it as always findin it tricky here an there got a tad wound up the other week and sorta lost the plot a wee bit went awol for a day an a half... worried a fair few people since I just bolted down the track and stayed on me pat malone for a time... damned glad Im not a suicidal sorta fella cause that was a bad time for yours truely... anyway I moved over the hump got phissed of with meself and got me act together! now Ive got all the damned bits of dunny paper these twerps demand before they offer any good payin jobs so this week should mean a good improvement in work offers.
Now as for tucker an such Ive found Ive got a total addiction to roo tail stew and emu steaks marinated in beer rum and chilli... mman thats good after a hot days yakka and half a carton of the good oil ;)
Boats? well Ive only managed to track down one wooden boat out here and will endeaver to get some pics along the way...amazin what a few tinnies can achieve out here!... anyways its an old Jarrah crayboat sittin on the red pindan in a fellas backyard looks to have been there since moses was a nipper but I reckon yous fellas an me could get er sea worthy in a flash no sweat!
Now... I had a yarn with me blossom the petal of me lifeblood the other day {thats possumpoop!} and she tells me that Ive now got the last two editions of woodenboat waitin for me down there no not as in one for the last two editions... theres one from the last edition and get this! 3 of the latest!! whhhhoooooooooooeee!! am I feelin wubbed or what??? anyways shes asked if anyone has any craft books or mags sittin idle and decided that possumpoop needs some sanity in her life while packin and sellin that kaos kingdom down there she would be forever smilin in their direction...
Soooo anyways! I hope and trust everyone of yous fellas an lovely sheilas are well happy and smilin in your lives
As soon as she moves up I will get aboard a bit more often... best wishes to all and take it easy!
Take it easy
Shane :cool: