Somethin new for April from Lee Valley

[outofthenorm]

;) Something for the man who has everything (http://www.leevalley.com/wood/page.aspx?p=53927)

[outofthenorm]

;) Something for the man who has everything (http://www.leevalley.com/wood/page.aspx?p=53927)

[outofthenorm]

;) Something for the man who has everything (http://www.leevalley.com/wood/page.aspx?p=53927)

[Paul Girouard]

You'd have to have everything , but a brain, to buy that worthless piece of crap :rolleyes:

[Paul Girouard]

You'd have to have everything , but a brain, to buy that worthless piece of crap :rolleyes:

[Paul Girouard]

You'd have to have everything , but a brain, to buy that worthless piece of crap :rolleyes:

[Bruce Taylor]

LOL

They had me going for a minute, till I looked closely at the iron the guy was toting...#7 jointers, etc. :D

http://www.leevalley.com/wood/page.aspx?c=2&p=53928&cat=

[Bruce Taylor]

LOL

They had me going for a minute, till I looked closely at the iron the guy was toting...#7 jointers, etc. :D

http://www.leevalley.com/wood/page.aspx?c=2&p=53928&cat=

[Bruce Taylor]

LOL

They had me going for a minute, till I looked closely at the iron the guy was toting...#7 jointers, etc. :D

http://www.leevalley.com/wood/page.aspx?c=2&p=53928&cat=

[Nicholas Carey]

The funnt thing about the L-V April Fools' Day tools is that their toolmakers actually build them, so sez Rob Lee.

I think last year's was a marking gauge with something like 50 adjustable rods/cutters.

[Nicholas Carey]

The funnt thing about the L-V April Fools' Day tools is that their toolmakers actually build them, so sez Rob Lee.

I think last year's was a marking gauge with something like 50 adjustable rods/cutters.

[Nicholas Carey]

The funnt thing about the L-V April Fools' Day tools is that their toolmakers actually build them, so sez Rob Lee.

I think last year's was a marking gauge with something like 50 adjustable rods/cutters.

[StevenBauer]

I love the disclaimer:

Disclaimer - Not for use in proximity to large masses of ferritic steels. Do not wear when operating power machinery, particularly (but not limited to) hand-held grinders, drills, weed-whackers, and chainsaws. Ineffective for use with bronze tools (the bronze age is over). Not for use as a human suspension device. We cannot ship by air. Use prohibited within 50m of navigational devices. Keep off migratory bird paths. Keep away from pacemakers, credit cards, active forges, and MLEV tracks. Do not enter VHS rental premises. Limit one per household - do not approach other belt users. Does not improve blood flow, automobile mileage, or the taste of food.

:D

Steven

[StevenBauer]

I love the disclaimer:

Disclaimer - Not for use in proximity to large masses of ferritic steels. Do not wear when operating power machinery, particularly (but not limited to) hand-held grinders, drills, weed-whackers, and chainsaws. Ineffective for use with bronze tools (the bronze age is over). Not for use as a human suspension device. We cannot ship by air. Use prohibited within 50m of navigational devices. Keep off migratory bird paths. Keep away from pacemakers, credit cards, active forges, and MLEV tracks. Do not enter VHS rental premises. Limit one per household - do not approach other belt users. Does not improve blood flow, automobile mileage, or the taste of food.

:D

Steven

[StevenBauer]

I love the disclaimer:

Disclaimer - Not for use in proximity to large masses of ferritic steels. Do not wear when operating power machinery, particularly (but not limited to) hand-held grinders, drills, weed-whackers, and chainsaws. Ineffective for use with bronze tools (the bronze age is over). Not for use as a human suspension device. We cannot ship by air. Use prohibited within 50m of navigational devices. Keep off migratory bird paths. Keep away from pacemakers, credit cards, active forges, and MLEV tracks. Do not enter VHS rental premises. Limit one per household - do not approach other belt users. Does not improve blood flow, automobile mileage, or the taste of food.

:D

Steven

[Peter Malcolm Jardine]

:D :D :D

[Peter Malcolm Jardine]

:D :D :D

[Peter Malcolm Jardine]

:D :D :D

[StevenBauer]

http://www.leevalley.com/images/item/woodworking/assorted/magnetictoolbelt-dsp2.jpg

http://www.leevalley.com/images/item/woodworking/assorted/magnetictoolbelt-inset1.jpg

http://www.leevalley.com/images/item/Woodworking/Assorted/Magnetictoolbelt-av.jpg

:D

[StevenBauer]

http://www.leevalley.com/images/item/woodworking/assorted/magnetictoolbelt-dsp2.jpg

http://www.leevalley.com/images/item/woodworking/assorted/magnetictoolbelt-inset1.jpg

http://www.leevalley.com/images/item/Woodworking/Assorted/Magnetictoolbelt-av.jpg

:D

[StevenBauer]

http://www.leevalley.com/images/item/woodworking/assorted/magnetictoolbelt-dsp2.jpg

http://www.leevalley.com/images/item/woodworking/assorted/magnetictoolbelt-inset1.jpg

http://www.leevalley.com/images/item/Woodworking/Assorted/Magnetictoolbelt-av.jpg

:D

[crawdaddyjim50]

OK that does it! I will from this day forward purchase all of my tools from Lee Valley. Just because of that tool belt with the axe.

Just damn funny....Jim

[crawdaddyjim50]

OK that does it! I will from this day forward purchase all of my tools from Lee Valley. Just because of that tool belt with the axe.

Just damn funny....Jim

[crawdaddyjim50]

OK that does it! I will from this day forward purchase all of my tools from Lee Valley. Just because of that tool belt with the axe.

Just damn funny....Jim

[Rick Starr]

I love Lee Valley's April Fools offerings! I remember last year's gatling tenon scribe which had me going for a moment!


Looks like Paul Girouard is a 'Gotcha'!

[Rick Starr]

I love Lee Valley's April Fools offerings! I remember last year's gatling tenon scribe which had me going for a moment!


Looks like Paul Girouard is a 'Gotcha'!

[Rick Starr]

I love Lee Valley's April Fools offerings! I remember last year's gatling tenon scribe which had me going for a moment!


Looks like Paul Girouard is a 'Gotcha'!

[Paul Girouard]

Originally posted by Rick Starr:

Looks like Paul Girouard is a 'Gotcha'!Yup :D PT Barum , I think, "Suckers born every day!" Or something like that.
To honest redface.gif
Paul

[Paul Girouard]

Originally posted by Rick Starr:

Looks like Paul Girouard is a 'Gotcha'!Yup :D PT Barum , I think, "Suckers born every day!" Or something like that.
To honest redface.gif
Paul

[Paul Girouard]

Originally posted by Rick Starr:

Looks like Paul Girouard is a 'Gotcha'!Yup :D PT Barum , I think, "Suckers born every day!" Or something like that.
To honest redface.gif
Paul

[Bob Smalser]

Love the sneakers with the axe and slick, too.

Kudos to Rob Lee.

[Bob Smalser]

Love the sneakers with the axe and slick, too.

Kudos to Rob Lee.

[Bob Smalser]

Love the sneakers with the axe and slick, too.

Kudos to Rob Lee.

[Kim Whitmyre]

I hope the "model" has steel-toed sneakers on. :D

[Kim Whitmyre]

I hope the "model" has steel-toed sneakers on. :D

[Kim Whitmyre]

I hope the "model" has steel-toed sneakers on. :D

[S/V Laura Ellen]

I assume that Steven Bauer edited the photo from the Lee Valley web site to add the broad ax and slicks. If that is the case, good work Steven. I like your version better :D :D :D !!!!

[S/V Laura Ellen]

I assume that Steven Bauer edited the photo from the Lee Valley web site to add the broad ax and slicks. If that is the case, good work Steven. I like your version better :D :D :D !!!!

[S/V Laura Ellen]

I assume that Steven Bauer edited the photo from the Lee Valley web site to add the broad ax and slicks. If that is the case, good work Steven. I like your version better :D :D :D !!!!

[Bruce Taylor]

I assume that Steven Bauer edited the photo from the Lee Valley web site to add the broad ax and slicksNah, it's on the Lee Valley site. You have to click "view" on the first link, after "Veritas pouchless tool belt."

I don't think the Veritas crew photoshopped the image, either. As Nicholas says, they really build these things.

http://www.leevalley.com/images/item/Woodworking/MarkMeasure/dodeca1.jpg

[ 04-02-2006, 01:36 PM: Message edited by: Bruce Taylor ]

[Bruce Taylor]

I assume that Steven Bauer edited the photo from the Lee Valley web site to add the broad ax and slicksNah, it's on the Lee Valley site. You have to click "view" on the first link, after "Veritas pouchless tool belt."

I don't think the Veritas crew photoshopped the image, either. As Nicholas says, they really build these things.

http://www.leevalley.com/images/item/Woodworking/MarkMeasure/dodeca1.jpg

[ 04-02-2006, 01:36 PM: Message edited by: Bruce Taylor ]

[Bruce Taylor]

I assume that Steven Bauer edited the photo from the Lee Valley web site to add the broad ax and slicksNah, it's on the Lee Valley site. You have to click "view" on the first link, after "Veritas pouchless tool belt."

I don't think the Veritas crew photoshopped the image, either. As Nicholas says, they really build these things.

http://www.leevalley.com/images/item/Woodworking/MarkMeasure/dodeca1.jpg

[ 04-02-2006, 01:36 PM: Message edited by: Bruce Taylor ]

[S/V Laura Ellen]

I don't think I would want to walk through a shop full of sharp tools (chisels and knives)wearing that belt!!! :D

[S/V Laura Ellen]

I don't think I would want to walk through a shop full of sharp tools (chisels and knives)wearing that belt!!! :D

[S/V Laura Ellen]

I don't think I would want to walk through a shop full of sharp tools (chisels and knives)wearing that belt!!! :D

[Paul Fitzgerald]

The belt sats "Made in Canada". Are you guys sure it is an april fools joke?

[Paul Fitzgerald]

The belt sats "Made in Canada". Are you guys sure it is an april fools joke?

[Paul Fitzgerald]

The belt sats "Made in Canada". Are you guys sure it is an april fools joke?

[Wild Wassa]

That belt is truely out of the wild west. Think of how many guns it could carry to a school yard massacre.

Warren.

[Wild Wassa]

That belt is truely out of the wild west. Think of how many guns it could carry to a school yard massacre.

Warren.

[Wild Wassa]

That belt is truely out of the wild west. Think of how many guns it could carry to a school yard massacre.

Warren.