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thebrushand
06-09-2008, 11:59 AM
Hi, thanks to the lovely Lilou, my better half, I just joined the forum. She is big on wooden boats, and since being on the hard for a couple of months, restoring what looked like such a small Angelman ketch, I am hooked too.

I am a traditional time-served master painter from the UK, now in California, and I have to say, I am really thrilled to be in an environment where wet 'n dry and oil paint and tack rags are all the rage. Such a contrast to the rest of the painting scene I have encountered in sprayed latex America.

Not bragging or anything, but from a professional point of view, I have done it all as far as prepping and painting all surfaces in every conceivable land lubber work environment, but this foray into wooden boat painting has been interesting, shocking and inspiring.

Interesting because I have never encountered marine paints before, so i am back at square one with the research into specs and what you are trying to achieve with the coatings and fillers etc. It is also interesting, because, not wishing to be indelicate, but just like the normal construction world, advice and opinions abound. I admit i am not fully conversant with marine stuff, but I am sure many basic principles for paint and fillers hold true, regardless of whether it is for land or sea. So I am finding that there is a lot of opinion and advice coming my way from boatwrights and rigging contractors and passing admirers here on the yard, as well as stuff on the internet that makes me scratch my head and wonder what I am missing. I guess I will try and seek out specialist painters for info?

This boat restoration has also been shocking, because they seem to pack so much wood into these bloody things. To my untrained eye, the hull initially looked to me like a couple of walls and a sticky out bit at the front. But when you get into it, there is miles of timber, and it is all at funny angles, and the scaffolding has to be at all weird angles and heights...

It is the first time I have ever burnt off wood down to the bare for 6 days straight. Normally, 6 days burning off for a house painter would been enough time to strip all the windows on a couple of normal houses. Very unusual to have that much to do. And then there is reefing out miles of seams. If I used a hacking knife and a hammer, the equivalent of a reefing tool and a mallet, I could probably chip the putty out of the rebates of a hundred window frames. Never done 100 frames before in one sitting!

And it is inspiring because as I said, here in America, all I have ever encountered so far are spraying latex high speed whack em out fast painters, and that style of work does absolutely nothing for me. Now I am in the wooden boat world, I can see that wooden boats deserve the standard of oil paint work normally reserved for millionaire clients back home. Most cool.

Anyway, enough of me. After years working on UK sites, you hear a lot of cliches and one liners. Have you got any I can throw back at the contractors here in California?

For instance, My user name is the brush hand, which in the UK is a derogatory term for guys who walk off the street, pick up a brush , put on a pair of white overalls and call themselves painters.

Another couple of examples of taking the p*** out of UK painters' workmanship - that gloss finish has more runs than Ian Botham (He is to cricket what Babe Ruth is to baseball, I think)

That finish looks good - to a blindman on a galloping horse on a dark night, going in the opposite direction.

cheers

pcford
06-09-2008, 12:15 PM
Pleased to have you here, sir.

You will find a spectrum of painting experience here, from the "brush hands" as you put it, to professionals that do amazing work.

Welcome!

Wild Wassa
06-09-2008, 02:16 PM
G'day Mate, welcome to the Forum.

Yanks like oil based materials on their boats Aussie professional painters like the 2 pack polyurethanes. I like waterbased 2 packs and automotive 2 packs.

We are worlds apart.

Warren.

Canoeyawl
06-09-2008, 02:41 PM
PAINTER WANTED
sailors need not apply

Captain Blight
06-09-2008, 03:47 PM
There is a painting firm in St Louis that has a standing advertisement for help wanted running in the classifieds. It reads, no lie,

"HELP WANTED
Part Time OK
No towboaters need apply."

I had to chuckle. I have had paintbrushes taken out of my hand and been told to go find something else to do. I've repainted a couple cars and they came out all right (what you'd call a 10-foot paint job, it looks OK until you get that close or closer) but give me a bucket of enamel and a flat steel surface and I go completely off my onion. It ends up looking like Mr Magoo had a seizure with a paintbrush in his teeth.

John Meachen
06-09-2008, 06:16 PM
Welcome to another Brit-albeit a displaced one.As far as disparaging comments about paint go one of my favourites came from a crusty middle aged painter commenting on a piece of work by a "brush hand".He looked over the job and then declared that the fellow would probably have done a better job if he'd swallowed the paint and p****d it on.

J. Dillon
06-09-2008, 06:30 PM
Welcome aboard and I hope you post your experiences and learning curve about Wooden boats and their "coatings".;)

JD

pipefitter
06-09-2008, 08:17 PM
"Get that man some elbow troughs"
"Maybe if you tried a right handed brush"

C. Ross
06-09-2008, 08:31 PM
What a terrific first post. Stay here, and write a lot, please.

thebrushand
06-09-2008, 11:26 PM
Thanks everyone for the warm welcome. Funny remarks too, I can hear Lilou laughing like a drain at some of the responses. I will be glad to hang around and contribute to the forum.

A couple more cliches come to mind. We used to accuse apprentices of putting the paint on upside down. It was priceless watching the thick ones try to figure out what they were doing wrong. Or if we noticed that they werent putting enough paint on, we'd ask if they were paying for it! Childish I know, but apprentices are there to entertain.

Wild Wassa
06-10-2008, 03:33 AM
The Brushand, being a Pommy tradie you would know that slagging each other off is a cultural norm which you've turned into an artform. Poms give we craftsmen heaps in our industry and it isn't about cliches, that is you being Internationally respectful Mate ... cliches as you call them, are spontaneous trueisims? They can't be repeated on the world wide web ... they are earnt.

Being on the recieving end is funny in the trades. When some of my friends come to visit, especially my Pommy Mates, they say stuff like, "When are you going to get a real job Sunshine?" You can imagine my reply, hey?

I tell Mates who are trade painters, "Working for wages is what apprentices do Mate when are you going to grow up Mate and when you need to learn about applying space-age juice to help move into the 21st century, then you know where to come." ... and they do.

They say stuff like, "Did you spray that tub?" ... I'll say something equally polite. Or say something like, "I learnt to paint Mate, I don't need to spray. You house painters spray ... because you can't help yourselves."

One thing you will notice about painters is we talk heaps. It is a confidence thing, we give our clients their image ... for their friends to admire.

Warren.

Ian McColgin
06-10-2008, 06:12 AM
Down at Pease there's a lovely little motor launch finished all bright inside and out. The housepainter working next door did not believe me when I explained it was brushed, not sprayed. So i introduced him to the guy that did the job. He still did not believe.

Spraying is good for auto-body work and for boats made of frozen snot, but a wooden boat is the place where a real master can show off -- or where a hacker like myself can do a fifty foot paint job and be happy enough.

mmd
06-10-2008, 06:31 AM
My favourite painter's comment was to me (of course) as I was painting whilst suspended on a bosun's chair under the overhanging stern of an old rust-bucket freighter: "He uses a brush like toilet paper, with equivalent results!"

SchoonerRat
06-10-2008, 07:00 AM
"What'd you paint that with, a head of lettuce?"

"Fancy paint job you got there-look at all those lace curtains."

"Florida paint job there, alligator skin everywhere."

"Just look at all of those holidays!"

"Did you brush that, or put it on with a putty knife?"


Sorry-that's all I can come up with at 5am. Those have all been directed towards me at one time or another over the years, and I was usually guilty!

Wild Wassa
06-11-2008, 01:17 AM
When I was working at the Canberra Yacht Club the club had major renovations and the painters were in rare form. They gave me heaps.

I was doing the boats quickly and the painters knew this but every day they would say the same thing ... "Are you still working on that same tub?" Knowing that I was at least another boat or two along, since the last time they asked.

The biggest cliche' in painting is something like, "Have you been sniffing the fumes again?" stated with authority by non painters of course, when all they do well is sniff fumes because they take too long to paint.

Another cliche' is the question, "I don't suppose you have time to have a drink, can you leave what you are doing there?"

The correct answer is; "Mate I'm a Professional, make mine a Victor Bravo." Then they will say, "What's that, a Victor Bravo, what's that?" ... "A schooner of VB Mate."

Have you seen the adds on TV, "If you drink and drive then you are a bloody idiot!" ?

If you drink and paint then you are an Abstract Expressionist.

Warren.

thebrushand
06-11-2008, 01:42 AM
The Brushand, being a Pommy tradie you would know that slagging each other off is a cultural norm which you've turned into an artform.

Being on the recieving end is funny in the trades.

Warren.

Wassa, it is so true about Brit tradesmen just continually taking the p*** out of each other all the time, it keeps us going, and if you aren;t the butt of the jokes, you feel left out:)

It isnt always good though. A good mate of mine, without a bad bone in his body would always be ripping into someone or other, just to keep spirits up. Unfortunately once he did his classic line, "If i get hold of the bloke who is making us [insert paint or strip or ...] this place, I'll bloody kill him." (referring to me). The client's friend overheard him and got the wrong end of the stick.

The next thing I know I get an irate phone call from the client asking who the hell the painter thinks he is insulting him like that, what sort of bloke is he, I pay his wages, yadda yadda. He wanted him off the job. I felt so lame telling the truth, that he hadnt been talking about him, but about me, his boss - and he always talked about me like that. Yes, an awkward spot from a moment of jest.

A line that never fails to make a good tradey smile is "Have you ever thought of doing that professionally?"