Just fore the fun of it:)

[P.L.Lenihan]

Originally Posted by Saltiguy

The fillets look fine to me - so what's the problem?

Oh,Oh! We may be too late and perhaps I should have added an E)"All of the above" option to the list afterall.



( " Garcon! S'il vous plait! May I have whatever the hell Saltiguy is drinking,snorting,or chewing? Please make it snappy too for I think I cannot take it much longer.Vit!Vit!")


Cheers!


Peter,getting worried and more worrieder with each passing minute by Salitguys disquieting state of mind. Is there no cure?

[P.L.Lenihan]

The timing of the big blow-out-no-holes-left-unexplored festival organized by Saltiguy and MC'd by Candyfloss down in sunny FLA is almost perfect!!

No sooner had Saltiguy made this announcement, when came drifting in through my bowshed doors the happy sound of yet another supply of crated ports for winters long stay arriving via my usual delivery barge.


Gingerly timing his arrival, my"man" eases the barge ever closer to the ramp for unloading.


The barge comes in nice-n-slow and will soon begin unloading my precious Port supply. I'm so excited I don't know if I should shit or go blind!



I'm so nearly blind with excitement I almost don't notice the barge picking up speed and pulling slowly away..........


Thinking there must be a mistake, I look up at the wheel house and holler up to my "man", "Hey Louis, the ramp is just over here!", I pointed with one of my thumbs," Back her down will ya!!"
He just pointed with a different finger up toward the sky.


Then I spy old Harrold in the engine room doorway with his red jammies on and scream out," Harry ya cheating old whore! Tell Louis I'm sorry for eating all his veggy buggers the last time and to back the barge down now!"

Harrold doesn't say a word and just grabs his crotch to lighten the load.




I begin to run after them but Louis opens her up a bit and they easily pull away,leaving me with a fierce thirst and almost tripping over some of the bigger rocks in the dirt.Suddenly my foot catches something and over I go. Just before I hit the dirt, I let out one final holler," YA BASTIDS!"



Cheers!


Tenner, recovering nicely with the medicine........